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Well Demotivational Poster


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Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 4:59 pm
Where was this six years ago when I was proposing? Awesome!

EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....

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Rating: 4.71/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:24 am
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force

WELL WISHERS - Sometimes are just a little too optimistic.

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Rating: 4.35/5

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Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 3:15 pm

One of my favorite Beatles songs, that.
twill1962 - January 27, 2013, 2:54 pm
The doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:19 pm
Oh Rocky, don't sleep there!


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Rating: 4.88/5

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thatonekid - July 22, 2011, 6:32 pm
it's not the material,. it's the shape. water passes freely through the openings in the arch, leaving it standing due to minimal surface friction, same thing with an explosive force.
house - July 19, 2011, 5:31 am
Thanks all for the votes and comments
Tytan - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am
well it looks like they should make the city out of that material
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Nice one House.
Anima - July 18, 2011, 3:58 pm
It's a horcrux belonging to Bruce Lee
Airman - July 18, 2011, 1:12 pm
the earthquake never hit Nagasaki. This is an internet hoax. The earthquake was way north
Hawamleh - July 18, 2011, 12:41 pm
that explains surviving the A-bomb, please do explain the earthquake then? you can't ! that gate is JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE !
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:12 am
(cont) if the torii was directly below, it would have been 'safe', as was a building (still preserved) in Hiroshima.
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:11 am
i spent time in Japan in the Marines in the 70's. it's called a 'torii' (gate). . .among other things, it symbolizes the gateway between Heaven and Earth. the explosion was an airburst around 1,500 feet above the ground. (cont)
caveman - July 18, 2011, 9:01 am
and.... favourited
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:26 am
Judging from the gray color and apparent composition, that arch looks like its made out of the same stuff from STARGATE.
HypercatZed - July 18, 2011, 4:02 am
Now that's a really good question!
MPsniper - July 17, 2011, 7:58 pm
LOLz.... 5 big megatons to you

DOUBLEPLUSIRONIC - Need I say more...

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Rating: 5/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:25 am
The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essential words. C++ This language is Catalan.
Faradio - January 2, 2012, 10:34 am
George Orwell wrote "1984", a novel about a totalitarian regime where "Big Brother" used to spy on every citizen with cameras everywhere. The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essencial words.
ajax87 - January 1, 2012, 8:00 am
hi, i'm from spain and this lenguage is the catalan, from catalonia.
Zook - December 30, 2011, 9:37 am
Derp, mayhaps it's in Barcelona, like it says on the sign.
jorgejs76 - December 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
Not exactly, maybe another languaje from spain, not international spanish...
TheSanityInspector - December 19, 2011, 9:18 pm
Spain, right? Because he fought in the Spanish Civil War.


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Rating: 4.19/5

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Bovee - February 11, 2010, 10:07 am
a 3way with twins? i would want to die right after as nothing in life would ever be that good again.
rerun - February 11, 2010, 9:12 am

I wish that was my story.

REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind

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Rating: 4.17/5

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The Truth -

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:48 pm
And the truth--in your eyes--being....
Silverheart - January 26, 2016, 12:53 pm

*gasp* I'm offended by this. Show some sen5itivity!

WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.

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lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!


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Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale


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Rating: 5/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 5:35 am
Oh, the old gray mare, *still is* what she used to be ...
jameswnash - August 24, 2010, 12:56 am
damn, that make me choke on my coffee! 5 lil blue pills!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:10 pm
ROR! 5L bone
spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:42 pm
Hilarious Bone. 5L

LOL - Have at it spelling Nazis

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Rating: 4.61/5

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Zreiser - April 5, 2011, 7:57 pm
Absolute win!
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 4:21 pm
I'd swear that 2nd line says moo goo gai pan...
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 4:12 pm
you spelled laundry wrong ;) 5L

PUPPY LOVE - What started out as puppy love has now grown into something much bigger.


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Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.


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Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


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Hawamleh - July 1, 2011, 1:24 am
The way any true beta would !
house - July 1, 2011, 12:41 am
Love this poster H. 5L, Fav'd, saved and anonymously e-mailed to the (secret) love of my life
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:12 am
Thank You Guys
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:22 am
5L Sad
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 7:57 am

touching. now where's my damn anti-depressants. 5 hammy...n1...again.


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Rating: 4.76/5

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GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:09 pm
Brilliant, very well done RL, very well done. 5L+
spacedog - August 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
5L. Well done.
Airman - August 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
very well done
Derek - August 18, 2010, 5:53 pm
Your best ever :})
Hawamleh - August 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
Nice One :) 5ls, But Careful Pissing Off Those Bastards, They Are Pretty Good At flooding And What-not.
Faceplant31 - August 18, 2010, 4:15 pm
AMSOME!! One of your best RL! 5L and fav'd


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Rating: 4.66/5

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steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:31 am
I've carved my name on many people's hearts...that reminds me-note to self-pick up new butcher knife...
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:29 pm
Beautiful! 5L
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:09 pm
I feel motivated, what the hell?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'll carve my name on her heart....right after she watches me hold it in the palm of my hand...and it beats for the last time....5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:00 pm
Powerful rerun. 5L

GEORGE ORWELL'S 1984 - It wasn't meant to be an instruction manual

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Rating: 4.85/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:35 am
They took it as something of a guide line though that is for sure!


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GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 6:34 pm
it's the spooning that leads to the jam ;)
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:32 pm
That's too much for just a spoon..... I've heard.
Derek - December 15, 2009, 2:40 pm
"Jamming" will come to have the same alternative meaning as "rock-and-roll"
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:01 pm
5 jam it home jellies

GUY FLEEGMAN - A character so awesome... no one remembers his last name 'till the END of the movie

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Rating: 3.38/5

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fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 8:59 am
Sorry, I got caught up in the article about Gwen's cleavage.
MPsniper - May 13, 2012, 7:49 am
GREAT movie !


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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:16 pm
Another beauty. 5L
Current Resident - September 3, 2010, 3:25 pm
Pretty darn good. I like it! 5L
Iconoclast - September 3, 2010, 12:37 pm
Outstanding, excellent, could be the best of the day. 5L

WELCOME HOME - Job well done soldier, job well done.

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Rating: 4.62/5

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WELL BALANCED MEAL - The Irish version of a "well balanced diet!"

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fallenone121 - March 22, 2011, 1:05 am
Sliding off a dry straight road sideways takes skill...like the asians that cross four lanes of traffic without a turn signal use. At 30 mph it was probably some kid trying to brag about their 1337 drifting skillz.


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agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:57 pm
Very funny.
Cubbybear - November 8, 2010, 11:55 pm
I love that song.


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Rating: 4.96/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 5, 2017, 7:40 pm
My greatest fear isn't dying, it's living for nothing.
Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:16 pm
Since none of my choice items of apparel are both tattered AND blood soaked (or even chrimson bespeckled), I'd say I'm way ahead on points, compared to that dude. An uplifting poster, indeed!
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 10:54 am
F you, "You have already voted!" notice. 5L again, if I could.
phydeaux - August 4, 2010, 11:59 pm
For my own reasons, that just makes me cry. Words escape me.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 8:10 pm
Powerful, 5L

THE 90S - This about sums it up.

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Rating: 3.57/5

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djinnyf - March 19, 2011, 7:11 am
I miss the 90s....... xx
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm
why don't you marry it?


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lgvernon - August 23, 2013, 10:23 am

Oh no! Sorry, Mao--
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:41 am
Very Good For A Day That's Coming. 5 SAD L.
lgvernon - August 22, 2013, 11:51 pm

Deep breaths...but don't strain yourself. We all know what happens when you do.
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 11:17 pm
Nice words, but 5L for the poster that reminds me of Mooooooooooooooooooo’s avatar, of which there is no number…because IT’S FREAKING OFF THE FREAKING SCALE!!….whew…tired now…and…I think I broke a nail

40MM SUPPOSITORY - Fast and effective relief from those major pains in the ass

GEORGE ORWELL - Is watching you...

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Airman - January 25, 2010, 2:26 pm
Love it
TheGoat - January 24, 2010, 2:45 pm
I hate Motifakes that re-tell old lame jokes but somehow I always give them 5L!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 11:52 am

you are back in it now.
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 11:01 am
Dammit. I voted this one 5L and knocked my poster out of the top five again. LoL! :P
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:59 am

when I saw the image I thought Airman made it, I am quite impressed. You stepping up the game makes it harder for a slacker such as myself.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:58 am
lol I thought this was a shot at Brit. Joke's hilarious 5L
BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 10:57 am
Very old joke! I was trying to slip an Airman or a Ron in there but just couldn't make it work! So here's to you guys...you bunch of lesbians!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:47 am

old joke but the image absoutly makes it. 5L

A NORMAL PERSON - Is just someone you don't know very well yet .

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Rating: 4.33/5

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Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:20 pm
Awesome 5Ls

GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:45 am
I smell a rat...and a rabbit....and cheetos.....
Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:42 am
No. I left willingly. You presumptuous abomo-bovination, you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:41 am
You're up past your bed time.....she threw you out didn't she?
Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:36 am
Show of hands now: who was bullied in school...by a girl? *hand goes up* But in my feeble defence, I was afraid of her brother more than her.
Airman - May 13, 2010, 4:49 pm
5 airstrikes for you
R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 10:22 am
Yep, Fav'd and Fiv'd! Love it!
MO - May 13, 2010, 10:02 am
Instant fav!!


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Rating: 4.65/5

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SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 7:50 pm
I wrecked my mom's car by driving it into a tree. When I was fifteen.


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Chompers - March 23, 2010, 8:10 pm
They call me.....Creepy Grape Jackson
spacedog - March 22, 2010, 6:15 pm
Very cool. Starter blues name: No Toes Cherry Nixon. 5Ls.
Airman - March 22, 2010, 6:14 pm
I have been on Beale, but not for the full experience. We ran out of time.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 6:05 pm
Airman, ever walk take the Beale Street walk?
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 6:00 pm
thr trumpet is a beautiful instrument! i'm not playing with any trumpet players right now, but with two sax players that bring the house down! I play the guitar, and the blues are the all I play! :)
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 5:56 pm
Jake, WTF! You trying to get a fellow motifaker fired! Holy crap i needed a laugh like that!
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 5:00 pm
I woke up this mo'nin', zits all over the place, Yeah I woke up this mo'nin', I had a pizza face, Big Momma screamin' at me... Yeah the bitch is hard on my case! Ba dum Ba Dump.
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
And if Double is trying to infer that 17 y/o white boys have nothing to sing the Blues about....try being one!
Airman - March 22, 2010, 4:45 pm
if you are talking to me.. I have socks that old. I was 17 a loooong time ago
thatonechick - March 22, 2010, 4:26 pm
I am. Why do you ask?
Double - March 22, 2010, 4:22 pm
You are a 17 year old white boy, right?
Airman - March 22, 2010, 4:09 pm
you guys are cracking me up. Love the names. I used to play the trumpet, and was getting fairly good but I had to give it up in 10th grade. Hard to march at halftime when you are a defensive tackle. band teacher wouldn't budge, nor would football coach
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
btw 5 lions! do you play any instrument Airman? :)
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
you dont have to be old to sing and play the blues, if you got it, you got it, if you dont, that means youre doing just fine :p
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 3:27 pm
I was wondering about that...I mean, what if you were homeless living in a cardboard box on the beach...no, or maybe your wife left you pennyless with no ticket home and you had to live next to the beach...no both of those would be pretty sweet. :)
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 1:17 pm
5 depressed whiskey's for you Airman!! I especially like "You can't get the Blues in Hawaii".
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 1:16 pm
Woke up this mo'nin on the wrong side of the bed, di'nt realize it wasn't mine 'till I felt a gun on my head.... -Gimpythumb Apple Garfield
MO - March 22, 2010, 12:11 pm
HELP!!! We're getting spamed in the forums!!! Frickin shoe salesman!!! (not a joke)
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:08 pm
5 beautiful notes from my bass guitar, Mr. Airman!!!
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 12:03 pm
5 Fat River Dumplings From Blind Melon Chitlin'

THE HAND - talk to it

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Rating: 4.29/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:38 pm
Scarface reference 5L
rerun - March 10, 2010, 7:37 pm

He is telling the hand just how much fun it will be having with his little friend
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:34 pm
cause you'll be talking with your's later....5L


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Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:10 pm
I'd like to take a moment out of my moderating to remind strippers that this does not apply to them. Nor, to my waitress at Cuba Cafe.


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Rating: 3.84/5

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LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 1:53 pm
You'd think there'd be more blood, don't you? More bad news...apparently your new wife's vagina is bigger than the local Shriner's Hall.


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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


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Rating: 4.86/5

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MilDoc - May 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
Steph1-- Sorry. Not trying to brag...and I did flush the first 2! And those are some of the scariest words a man can hear-- "We need to talk!"
steph1 - May 11, 2011, 8:21 pm
wow mildoc, i am speechless...didn't you say you flushed that thing? and now after being shamed you indirectly brag about your carelessness by flaunting a poster? we seriously need to talk...


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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 2:59 pm
Damn you whipper snapper! I was in college when this came out.
ScroogeMcDuck - December 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
Hah! Immune - I never listened to Speedwagon... Now bugger off before I hit you with mah zimmerframe
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:41 pm
Damn you...because you can tune a piano, but... I am NOT old. Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!


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TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 11:07 am
electrik makes me sad. But also happy that somebody is wasting their life on a much grander scale than I.
[email protected] - January 30, 2010, 7:17 am
This sin't funny, itz ur last bastion of hope when your computer goese pear shaped.

"YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME" - "We stick together and we see it through- You've got a friend in me!" -Randy Newman

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Insaniac - January 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
Would make sense.
Derek - January 5, 2010, 8:13 pm
I'm sure this was inspired by the charming habit of wasps to lay eggs in live caterpillars.

Dont Worry -

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steve1961 - August 5, 2014, 12:54 am
She does...they're in mason jars on her mantle next to her framed autographed photo of Martin Milner and Kent McCord...
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 11:05 pm
I so hate being called out like that, dear Missy. There are just no printable replies that readily come to mind. But…..does Vernon count? Pretty sure she has the balls………
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:51 pm
I call bullshit on that...steve didn't have the balls to be your 1st.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 8:00 pm
Oh. Sorry. Go ahead. Was it so long ago? You were my first.
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 4:26 pm
Gary...stop hitting on the new guy.
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 9:03 am
Yer good, Vindy. Now be a good member and pop into the POSTER EVOLUTION thread and let’s see what yer really made of. It’s rather stimulating. You do like to be stimulated, right?


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forseti - September 27, 2010, 6:01 am
Hell yeah, I remember those days when the popular German pumpkins were not hunted into extinction yet. I hit at least 6 out of 10 with my heavy air rifle. They called me The German Predator. Secure your vegetables!!!
ICEMAN - September 27, 2010, 1:27 am
Could it be because those are squash?
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 12:48 am
I like it, but the gords confuse me...5/5

THE WEBER FISSION GRILL - better drink that beer quickly

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:54 pm
WTF BBQ? That's WTF BBQ! 5L!
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:58 pm
Ah...the W80 free fall grill. Fully amsome Airman...5Fallout shelters and a fav for you!
Dirtball - May 20, 2010, 1:58 pm
Killer Crocs dude

FRENCH NAVAL ENSIGN - white cross on white background

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 5:37 am
ok, naval ensign seems to be the right word. searched for a translation of 'Kriegsstandarte' (flag which only is used at war - can't even describe it very well...)
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:49 am
5 *Giggles*.


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:42 pm
devils threeway. 5

FAIL - it really did happen

No Mo Mocha -

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 7:18 pm
Thanks, guys. Just got back from the cabin. Glad it took. Cheers.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:01 am
EEEEEVILLL!!! 5rotfl Lions!
Greeny - December 25, 2014, 5:26 pm
almost funnier than the one with the gal standing in line at Fedex
spacedog - December 25, 2014, 1:11 am
Heh,heh,heh! (chortling) Nice one Gary.
Bandit5906 - December 24, 2014, 12:24 pm
I can feel the Christmas spirit!
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 1:47 am
Mr. Gary...you're one 5L mean mudder mocha!

Winter Health -

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Thedge - November 19, 2014, 9:50 pm
Doc advises switched the tomato juice then, to V8.
Oldsod - November 19, 2014, 7:32 pm
Sounds like a plan...'cept the celery...can't do the celery...displaces too much vodka.


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mariand - December 1, 2011, 7:31 am
lol... this rocks
caveman - December 1, 2011, 6:19 am
And i'm still trying to claim my royalties on them all.



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R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 6:38 pm
Woah! You had me going there for a second!


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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 14, 2009, 1:53 am
Melvin, NO!
BoneCD - December 8, 2009, 5:15 pm
Thanks Guys
LogicDude - December 8, 2009, 10:57 am
Hmmmmm...normally it's the guy that rolls over afterward and zzzzzzzzz!
Airman - December 8, 2009, 10:33 am
LMAO.. great one Bone
thatonechick - December 8, 2009, 10:08 am
That's what I said... I rarely take first vote, but I did on this one.
motifake - December 8, 2009, 10:07 am


WELL, I DO NEED SOME SPRING ONIONS - But I'm not sure about the other stuff...

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Derek - May 13, 2010, 10:20 pm
As one would expect from a Chef


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culos - February 22, 2011, 6:14 pm
@Knuker: Posters or shut the fuck up. 10 comments, no posters, no sense and a loud mouth doesn't make us very happy
knuker - February 22, 2011, 6:01 pm
Steampunk it is da future and the future is hot. and a bit sweaty.


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BoneCD - October 14, 2009, 1:17 pm
Believe it or not I use to vacation in Santorini all the time Mooo a the HoneyMoon villas. We'd day trip to Mykonos a lot...makes me want to get out the photo albums.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 10:27 am
Did you have a good time on Mykonos Bone?............JK....Or am I?
BoneCD - October 14, 2009, 9:35 am
I'm so happy that all my Timmy fans haven't forgot me after my short vacation
LogicDude - October 14, 2009, 8:31 am
What? No peanut butter?

ROUGHING IT - Hello, DishTV? I Need To Get A Satellite Installed.

APRIL FOOL'S - The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. (George Orwell)

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know_it_all - June 18, 2009, 5:26 pm
kenny, you just got owned.
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 12:38 pm
I pump out some poor motifakes myself. As far as depreciating the art, I noticed your nuggets top out at 1.9
kenny - March 29, 2009, 12:11 pm
did you expect quality from anything on THIS website? any shit content that is submitted is accepted. this site depreciates the art of demotivational posters.
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 11:28 am
Although a delightful picture, I question the relevance.



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Gramaticus - May 19, 2012, 4:03 pm
Do you know how they were the LAST combat brigade to leave Iraq? They renamed us. We went from being the 1st Combat Aviation Brigade to being the 1st Enhanced Aviation Brigade. I was at BIAP and saw these guys go.
AdmiralAckbar - August 19, 2010, 5:56 pm
thanks guys, now get out of harms way.

NO REST FOR THE WEARY - We sleep safely at night, because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:36 pm
5 guardian poodles. Nicely said RnR!
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 3:33 pm
Very nice. 5L
GySgt1811 - July 13, 2010, 3:24 pm


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BoneCD - August 20, 2011, 8:35 am
Jerk - August 19, 2011, 2:51 pm
I knew there was a reason why everytime you went to the Bowers castle, that hoe just left with the bowser.
shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 6:18 pm
guess she loves dragon d!ck
Anonymous2 - June 23, 2010, 11:16 pm
Hey, when she's been kidnapped more times than you can count, Bowser's chasing her down for some reason...
rerun - June 23, 2010, 6:28 am

do I need to call you wheels?
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 3:01 am
So, I have to drive while you do what you do?
rerun - June 23, 2010, 3:00 am

shotgun time
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 11:28 pm
I won't name names...but this really happened to a bud of mine. He walked out of the delivery room and called his brother, a divorce attorney! They were Caucasian, and lets just say the baby wasn't.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 11:04 pm
Never trust those Princess types 5 angry poodles


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Zealot - June 4, 2010, 6:55 pm
A hole in 1- 5/5
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 10:53 pm
5 put a little hair around it and make it every time poodles

SATISFACTION - Girls like 'em well hung But the ability to stand long and strong matters equally....

BIG BROTHER - They are watching


DEEP WELLS - 'cuz scary little girls need their own place too

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Khatmonsuk - February 19, 2009, 7:22 am
Deep Wells - Reserved for persian messengers.
Joey Eagleton - December 12, 2008, 1:37 am
Holy shit! Is that a camera in there?

ORSON WELLES - Wreaking Havoc One Radio Broadcast At a Time


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WELL TRAINED - When I snap my fingers once They line up in formation When I do it twice ... NSFW !

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tellitlikeitis - October 5, 2010, 6:23 am
Yeahhh for me, thanks.
agdaniele - October 5, 2010, 1:13 am
Number one husband and I open dlive flu!
Reality Lord - October 5, 2010, 12:36 am

i laughed...5l's.
forseti - October 5, 2010, 12:13 am
ROR! 5 cals
AdmiralAckbar - October 4, 2010, 10:18 pm
the look on the guys face, maybe the family was right when she made me throw them out
rerun - October 4, 2010, 10:15 pm



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Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:27 am
Very nice! 5L


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tellitlikeitis - March 26, 2011, 9:27 pm
And another beautiful Canadian girl -- Shannon Tweed.
djinnyf - March 26, 2011, 9:06 pm
For a Canadian??!! xx
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 2:56 am
Pam didn't need help...shame she was a pretty girl...for a Canadian....LOL!


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5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 12:25 pm


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Cubbybear - April 1, 2010, 10:20 am
I'd hate to see her mad at me
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:07 am
I snickered. ;) Although, she might be the smartest blonde yet!

ARACHNOPHOBIA - Not just spiders, it applies to scorpions as well... Especially grey ones!

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:26 am
usually it cracks
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:23 am
Doesn't your mirror fog up then????
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:20 am
I've seen that face before....when I've walked out of the shower :) 5L
deadraisin - June 3, 2010, 7:16 am
You of course are forgetting the often overlooked third arachnoid. TERMITES! Ooh scarier still.

GRIEF - Only time can heal the pain

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Krissie - February 9, 2010, 2:52 pm
5L..Love the joke too :)
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
now we know why he killed himself. 5 BaZings!!


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gas - July 2, 2012, 1:32 pm
thanks! though it's not really mine.. it's my free translation with little changes here & there of a song by maestro Sabina
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:21 am
really well done
gas - June 30, 2012, 10:14 pm
thanks :)
Sho - June 30, 2012, 6:22 pm
five'd & fav'd

DECISIONS, DECISIONS - I really want this nacho-cheese flavored pizza roll,but if my coworkers see me eating it at my desk, I might look stupid.

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redhdsrbst - February 17, 2010, 8:39 pm
Is that kneepads for eating the pizza roll?
Eternal Lord Jackass - February 17, 2010, 2:52 pm
5 pizza rolls right here

AIRMAN - He doesn't take it too well when one of his posters is rejected

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thatonechick - May 25, 2010, 4:03 pm
LoL @ comments. Lions all around! (I just almost typed, "Loins all around!" :P I'm so glad I caught that error.)
fred - March 12, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's so beautiful! :P
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:46 am
No Problems Airman...I didn't speak with TOC, but I have been subject to her rejection...( which leaves me heart-broken ).
Airman - March 8, 2010, 4:41 pm
what? did you talk to TOC? thanks Musty
Derek - March 8, 2010, 3:21 pm
Can't you see? It was a test to see if phantoms could pass through walls.


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CANADA - January 7, 2010, 1:11 am
I laughed till it hurt! great poster Bone!
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 5:31 pm
1st lol of the day! 5L bone!

TRAGEDY - In 1888, a Kansas physician devised a machine to dig deeper bores for water. During a demonstration it exploded, killing him & 5 onlookers. He forgot that his job was to attend to the sick, not the well.

LAKE POWELL - Natural Beauty with nice legs!

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agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:18 am
thatonechick - January 11, 2010, 12:11 am
LoL @ the Geek to Geek dating ad that popped up for me on this poster. Oh, and 5L for the poster itself.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:33 pm
By the way, Aggy, am I supposed to do some kind of equation to figure out what 5/7 means? lol
Anonymous2 - January 10, 2010, 11:32 pm
Waffles... that's a 5L line right there.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:12 pm
Love it!!! 5/7
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 9:47 pm
Moral decay the fun way! 5/5

LAKE POWELL PARTY GIRLS - If you're gonna get drunk and party, why not do it on a boat?

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Jmac0585 - February 19, 2010, 5:05 pm
What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood! Get it? Natalie Wood... 'cause she drowned.
rerun - February 19, 2010, 4:15 pm

I think her last words were "Robert, honey...are you going to finish that drink or can I have it? Too soon?
Chillax - February 19, 2010, 4:08 pm
Famous last words of Natalie Wood.
rerun - February 18, 2010, 8:40 pm

I call dibs on the one in the white bikini


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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 11:51 pm
Haha, No Your sperm Count Is Too low...Must be all the guiness.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:42 pm
Yes. Yes. Correct. Thank you. So, do I get to the next round?

LOVE IS LIKE A WELL - A good thing to drink out of, but a bad thing to fall into.

THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!

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Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 6:14 pm
Yes! This one's the winner, hands down. I'd give you 10 lions if I could.


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SamanthaWpg - April 3, 2010, 7:29 pm
Nice job !!!!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 1:53 am
Hehehe, I imagine that's exactly what happens. Ron's beard is grey because he's really a wizard!
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 9:32 pm
Thanks guys
booboo - November 14, 2009, 4:02 pm
Great Tribute BoneCD. @GreyScorpion, Agree.
GreyScorpion - November 14, 2009, 3:39 pm
There is a lot of creative talent on MotiFake, but there is only 1 Ron's Art
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 1:49 pm
Cubby you will always be KING...and Ron you deserve it bud!
Cubbybear - November 14, 2009, 1:42 pm
I mean...on Ron I like it Bone
Cubbybear - November 14, 2009, 1:41 pm
Still the KING! Great job Ron
ronsart - November 14, 2009, 1:10 pm
my words can,t express my thanks...only your incredible talent and generosity astounds everyone here. Only Royalty I am is just the oldest one here...like a old grandpa who smiles with no teeth...lol. Thank You Bone!
ronsart - November 14, 2009, 1:08 pm
"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal."...was just starting my day off again to see how my haters had voted down my latest and then you go and do this...*sniff, sniff*...

BEER - How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Treehodger - March 7, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 12:16 pm
I concur.....and I know a few thing about BS.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 12:15 pm

That's not bacon, just BS
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 12:14 pm
Is it "Natrultarded"?....That ain't Natural.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 12:12 pm

just a matter of how you define "natural"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 12:02 pm
I'm sure there's nothing "Natural" about it.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:47 am

and to think, it comes naturally
GreyScorpion - January 14, 2010, 11:47 am
Mrs Rerun's Back Bacon make him achin'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:47 am
You're a sick man Rerun....a sick, hilarious Man.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:46 am

don't torment me on fantasies that cannot be
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:42 am
Why? are they made of bacon?
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:37 am

nope, just ask my Catholic wife and daughter
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:27 am
Not a very good Jew, are you Rerun?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:27 am
I'm sure you meant [email protected] TOC, there's a place in my town that serves a bacon double cheeseburger sub with lettuce and tomato. (Come visit sometime.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:25 am

I haven't met bacon I didn't like...well, except a brand of it.
thatonechick - January 14, 2010, 11:24 am
I like bacon pizza. And BLTs... with extra mayo. :)
GreyScorpion - January 14, 2010, 11:23 am
how are you on Rumake?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:21 am
I did forget filet Mignon (wrapped in bacon)and bacon wrapped scallops....mmmmmm, Bacon wrapped scallops. Also, Bacon popsicles....coming to a store near you.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:20 am

Bacon Wars. I sense something brewing here. who is going to take this & run with it?
GreyScorpion - January 14, 2010, 11:19 am
that's as close to being bacon as tofu
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:19 am
That's Kosher!!! How dare you!
thatonechick - January 14, 2010, 11:17 am
Turkey bacon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:16 am
That's just Racist.... I love all bacon...Bacon bits, salted Bacon, plain bacon, Canadian bacon, Bacon soup, Bacon souffle, Bacon Pie, Bacon kabobs................................
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:13 am

I know your type...only Canadian Bacon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:10 am
I love the Bacon....what can I say?
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:06 am

why you got go jewish on me? You know that ain't kosher
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:04 am
God damn you Rerun....you jewed in on my comment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 11:03 am
It's probably Briton.....faceplant is still confused.....XD.
rerun - January 14, 2010, 11:03 am

somehow TOC, I just don't see you as being the other woman.
thatonechick - January 14, 2010, 11:02 am
Who is Rose? I'm jealous.
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2010, 11:01 am
I do that a lot. Thanks tho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:16 am
Excellent! 5L......but you spelled "women" wrong.

RESIGNATION - With the sun's last rays You finally give up hope Of finding your keys

THE RAINBOW ARCH - One of Lake Powell's Greatest Natural Wonders... ...Tanya's arch, great in the sack

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BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 11:55 pm
Smooches Ron, My Pleasure big guy!
RON - September 11, 2009, 11:25 pm
love it Mr. BoneCD...and a MAC too...wonderful job. Of course a 5+! Thx again!